2021 *Frame Only*Specialized SJ EVO S4 with Fox X2 (Used)

Frame, dropper, XTR cranks, not a full complete bike**

Title: Feast Your Eyes on the Eighth Wonder of the World: My Mildly Used 2021 Stumpjumper EVO Carbon

Hello adventurous, thrill-seeking, and possibly bike-obsessed individuals! Yes, its true, you are indeed experiencing the opportunity of a lifetime right now. No, you didnt win the lottery. Better. You get the incredibly rare chance to lay eyes on MY pre-loved, mystically awe-inspiring, 2021 Stumpjumper EVO Carbon. Calm yourselves, please. I know, the excitement is almost unbearable, but you need to hold it together.

This magnificent steed comes equipped with the Fox Float X2, aka the Princess Diana of rear shocks. Because just like the princess, this suspension is nearly graceful and plush enough to mask the potential disaster of my mountain biking skills. A divine combination of adjustability and sensitivity, it’ll have you gliding over roots and rocks like a squirrel on steroids.

The frame material? Only the finest, diligently crafted Carbon Fiber. Saved the pandas? Pft, please. With a bike this light, you can save the pandas, the whales, hell, even your dignity when youre trying to shave off those extra seconds on that climb.

The color? Oh, its not just black. No, its Incognito Noir Its the color of midnight on a moonless night. Its the color of your exs heart. Its so dark, even sunlight hesitates to touch it.

Good news! Ive already broken it in for you. And by break-in, I mean I’ve personally christened it with the sort of almost-crashes, close encounters with trees, and unintentional off-endos that give a bike character. Think of them less as cosmetic blemishes and more as battle scars, each a charming reminder of survival.

To close this deal, you’re going to need dedication. You’re going to need tenacity. You’re going to need at least one working kidney that you can sell on the black market. Because the pure, uncut ecstasy of flying down a singletrack aboard this miraculous chariot of shred… well, it’s gonna cost you.

So, dear future Stumpy owner, if youre brave enough to embark on this magical journey of overpriced bicycling luxury and face these trials like a true warrior, or more, like someone with more credit card headroom than common sense, reach out to claim your destiny!

All hail the 2021 Stumpjumper EVO Carbon! Long live the ride!