2014 Evil Uprising, I Hate Myself. (Used)

Funny story time for once in my freakin life coming up. I bought this bike once to heckle a dumb kid who left Evil on less than stellar terms due to his loyalty to someone else, their frames failing frequently at the time and because the Devincis at the time were ungodly ugly. SOOOOOOOOO UGLY!!! So I bought this thing new, rode it a handful of times to see if it was at the very least likeable which it certainly was but then kind of forgot about it. Fast forward about ten years and the heckled kid has passed away, the joke wasnt much fun anyways and the 26 wheeled bike is all but extinct. Who saw that coming? Not me Clownshoes, Im shortsighted though at the best of times though so if you are in the market for a sexy dinosaur frame hit me up. I am open to offers as my focus has finally changed from bullying kids who were way faster than me to eating large amounts of ice cream on the waterfront with my belly hanging out of the bottom of my Steve Smith jerseys.